Join L.E.S (THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY SLURPERS) and enhance your life and the lives of all who surround you. For a mere pittance you can keep your cellars stocked with the glorious juice that is PACHYDERM BRAND WINES by CLAYPOOL CELLARS. Always be the first in your neighborhood to sample these elixirs of the Gods because when you join L.E.S. you go to the “front of the line”, so to speak, on all available vino, merch items and events. Be it SILVER SLURPER, GOLD SLURPER or the coveted PLATINUM SLURPER, you will receive that little extra special treatment from CLAYPOOL CELLARS that will set you apart from other mortals on this big blue ball we call planet Earth.
Slurp hearty!
Les Claypool
*any club memberships added on or before December 9th will go out on December 10th. Club sign ups added December 11th through March 31st will go out when placed. Sign ups received after August 31st will go out the following December.
Wine Clubs
-1 shipment per year of 12 BOTTLES (4 Russian River, 4 Hurst, 4 Fancy)
-Limited edition Fillmore style POSTER (Item will change every year)
-Bottle SIGNED by Les Claypool *this is one of the RR Pinots in your order NOT an additional bottle*
-Ships out in December
-Add on option of the Rosé or the Rhone-style Blend
-First options on all wines - since we sell out every year you get first dibs
-First invite to events
-approximately $468 plus shipping and tax
-Limited edition Fillmore style POSTER (Item will change every year)
-Bottle SIGNED by Les Claypool *this is one of the RR Pinots in your order NOT an additional bottle*
-Ships out in December
-Add on option of the Rosé or the Rhone-style Blend
-First options on all wines - since we sell out every year you get first dibs
-First invite to events
-approximately $468 plus shipping and tax
-1 shipment per year of 6 BOTTLES (2 Russian River, 2 Hurst, 2 Fancy)
-Bottle SIGNED by Les Claypool *this is one of the RR Pinots in your order NOT an additional bottle*
-Ships out in December
-Add on option of the Rosé or the Rhone-style Blend
-First options on all wines - since we sell out every year you get first dibs
-First invite to events
-approximately $234 plus shipping and tax
-Bottle SIGNED by Les Claypool *this is one of the RR Pinots in your order NOT an additional bottle*
-Ships out in December
-Add on option of the Rosé or the Rhone-style Blend
-First options on all wines - since we sell out every year you get first dibs
-First invite to events
-approximately $234 plus shipping and tax
-1 shipment per year of 3 BOTTLES (1 Russian River, 1 Hurst, 1 Fancy)
-Ships out in December
-Add on option of the Rosé or the Rhone-style Blend
-First options on all wines - since we sell out every year you get first dibs
-First invite to events
-approximately $117 plus shipping and tax
-Ships out in December
-Add on option of the Rosé or the Rhone-style Blend
-First options on all wines - since we sell out every year you get first dibs
-First invite to events
-approximately $117 plus shipping and tax